Gentlemen, the time has come. Your t-shirt collection is lacking and you know it. Denial is not just a river in Egypt. So when was the last time you bought a shirt that made your S.O. want to rip it off you*? Never. That’s when. Buying our shirt will make all your dreams come true and more. Who doesn’t want to look great in our shirts while riding a panther through the Amazon wielding a machete and eating tacos?
These shirts are made with love by our friends at American Apparel and designed by us! They’re made out of 100% combed cotton. Your washer and dryer will be happy to have it inside them. Why? Because these shirts are awesome.
Front: The Open Bottle logo
Back: “Tinley Park, Illinois / www.theopenbottle.com”
- Made by American Apparel
- American Apparel 2001 Fine Jersey Short Sleeve T-Shirt
- Comes in 3 colors: Asphalt Grey, Turquoise, or Black
- 100% combed cotton
- Durable rib neckband
- 4.2 oz